Spaghetti & Noodles: Archive

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I knew that Perez Hilton lost weight but I did NOT... →

Feb 21st

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 13th

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It just took my sister 25 minutes to respond to my...

Thanks, Mom! p.s. Suzie just texted me “Don’t Kaufman out, I’m sure she’s fine.” (She is)

Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 6th

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Did you guys know I started a cheese blog? It's... →

Feb 3rd

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People who get off the escalator and then stand...

Feb 3rd

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Feb 2nd

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Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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This week’s episode may as well have started with... →

You guys, I am SO pissed.

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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I'm Having a Dionne Moment (via gchat)

Noodle: Would you kill me if I shave my head?
Bonnie: I don't think so? I've never seen it. You don't want to get it cut?
Noodle: No. I'd rather just get rid of it if I'm going to cut it. Start anew and see what happens.
Bonnie: I wouldn't kill you, no. It's your head. No rat tail please.
Noodle: Ha. We'll see.
Bonnie: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Jan 20th

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Jan 16th

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“I also notice that Guy Fieri has an earpiece in. That is not uncommon for a host...”

– I will never watch this show, but I will never not read these glorious recaps by Max Silvestri.

Jan 10th

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Jan 9th

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Jan 5th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 16th

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I NEVER Do This But... →

bestrooftalkever: I am working on a really cool project for Bleacher Report where we are looking for two hosts: one young attractive female (18-25) and one guy (24-30) that is comfortable in front of a greenscreen and can ad-lib. Glad to see that only the woman has to be attractive. God forbid men be held up to the same standards!

Dec 16th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 6th

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Signs That My Life Is Going Well

1. As I left for work this morning, The Noodle said “Nice outfit, Grandma.” Little did he know, Nicely Outfitted Grandma was EXACTLY the look I was going for! 2. While we are not yet ready to get a dog, last night The Noodle and I agreed upon on an eventual Shiba Inu. He would maybe object to the phrasing ‘agreed upon’, but this fancy grandma is taking liberties!!

Dec 6th

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I can always tell that I'm a little bit depressed...

Dec 2nd

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Sometimes....

People post pictures or comments about their boyfriend or girlfriend and I get disappointed/annoyed, forgetting that I am a person in a nice relationship. And now I am doing that? Still though, stop putting up cute shit. It’s uncouth.

Dec 2nd

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