April 2011
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“I’m not all bougie where I need someone to roll up for me.”
– Amber Rose, Joint Rollers, Mini-Burgers, and More From the Wiz Khalifa Listening Party — Vulture
Some endearing comments in here.
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Financial District Lunch Thoughts
Some people are so bad at ordering smoothies that I don’t know how they function in any aspect of their personal or professional lives.
Is it that hard to keep bacon out of a salad?
That’s all. Monday.
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'Community' Puts On Its Sweater Best With Some... →
“[Side note: The acting from Danny Pudi here, in which the character he’s playing is so unlike Abed that it’s utterly unnerving, is a great example of how bad the Emmy submission system is. Actors submit and are judged on individual episodes out of context, and without having seen Pudi’s week-in, week-out creation of Abed, you can’t possibly appreciate how...
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A New Contender For Whiny Entitled TripAdvisor... →
i thought that one’s stay at the burj al arab would be rather splendid and i was extremely foolish to think so. as i arrived at the airport on first class from emirates we were taken by helicopter to the hotel. My gucci gown was ruined on the arrival and the sun was to bright so i had to close…
Already ‘blogging’ has changed my life. How so? Well, now I know that a fun thing...
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Watchvegansaurus:
The Feast has up a great video about the making of the vegan charcuterie plate at Gather in Berkeley. That charcuterie is freaking delicious, and I love how fucking fancy it is. Bring on your puréed this and your flambéd that, you bougie weirdos! My current goal is to be a rich fat cat who just eats vegan charcuterie all day. Tomorrow it might be to eat a pie the size of my couch...
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We open on Los Angeles at night. The city has...
bobbyfinger:
The first line of Paul Haggis’ Crash screenplay.
You know when you don’t think about something for so long and then, all of a sudden, it’s everywhere? That’s been happening with me and trash-talking Crash lately. And I love it.
“Carlin’s comedy took a grim turn in the late ’90s after the death of...”
– The George Carlin Letters | Books | EW.com
I don’t even know that much about George Carlin and this hurts my heart and makes my blood boil. I can’t imagine how real fans must feel.
WatchUrinal cakes!
popculturebrain:
Trailer: Pom Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold - April 22
Directed by Morgan Spurlock.
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“It’s not a big deal, it’s just the real deal.”
– New expression I’m trying out
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What is some music I should buy?
Pretty self-explanatory title, I would think.
My mom loves me so she got me a $15 (maybe $25, too lazy to get up and check) iTunes Gift Card for Valentine’s Day, and it’s just been sitting in the envelope on my nightstand since that time. I don’t know how to do this sort of stuff (the choosing, not the actual buying…that I can do), so help me out. What music should I buy?
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Today is a Birthday →
You guys, fourfour is so good, and I have had the hugest and most infuriating never-to-be-requited crush on Rich Juz for so long. If you are anything like me and enjoy any of the pop-culture shit that I’m into, follow him wherever it is that you do your internet following.
I’m posting this particular entry (even though it’s 5 years old) for a number of reasons. Primarily,...
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"The Hand Job" Is Now The Most Awesome Film... →
-saturdaynightlive:
Joining Aubrey Plaza in the raunchy teen comedy written by Maggie Carey is a line-up of veritable comedic heavyweights, including Donald Glover, Andy Samberg, Mae Whitman, Alia Shawkat and Connie Britton.
Plaza plays a Type A teenage girl who, upon graduating from high-school, makes a concerted effort to gain some sexual experience before departing for college.
Colour me...
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The 'Kid' Is Not Alright: Dave Foley in Dire... →
This is interesting, in its own way. Probably more so if you’re a Dave Foley and/or News Radio fan. Mostly though, stories like these just terrify and confuse me. These two people were together for 14 years, during which time they conceived and raised (?) two children. How can they not find a way to work together to make whatever money exists provide for the 4 of them? This bewildered...
If these shingles could talk...
There are many “things” that I wish were capable of explaining themselves verbally (all animals mostly, but also natural-yet-inconvenient events like sudden rain, bus delays, and phantom odors), but none more so than random physical abnormalities. I’m currently working with this tiny and unusual patch of dry skin on my left shin, and it’s just like…what is this?...
““My interactions with Sorkin were agonisingly weird. He is by far the weirdest...”
– FT.com / Columnists / Lunch with the FT - Lunch with the FT: Sean Parker
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“How are you? Well? I hope so! I miss you, and I don’t understand why life...”
– In this email to Frezz I just figured out the answer to the one question that’s been plaguing me since I graduated from college. This feels smart.
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Every now and then I sit down and actually take the time to write a friend an update email that is as entertaining as it is informative. This is a genuine undertaking (don’t judge) and, when I finish, I always have the urge to save the document so that I can easily copy, paste, and slightly re-purpose to send to other people. I’ve never done this, but could I? Would that be...
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Spiders
tomyhusband:
No, don’t you kill that spider. Here, let me catch him and put him outside.
Yes! Same goes for moths, cockroaches, flies, and even little lint particles that may be bugs but we aren’t sure. I’m on this, and everyone’s karma is better for it.
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8487
Saw 8487 printed on a dumpster in the Tenderloin today. From where I stood on the bus I was pretty sure it said “BABY” and I thought, hm, they’re really making it easy these days.
Yo pita.
I have one follower. Rita, hello. How do I get more followers? Just be like funny and cool?
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