April 2011
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Is This a Gay Soldier in a Budweiser Ad? →
I don’t know about this gay thing (I mean, maybe, sure, and you could say that bro-hug is simply to keep things Family Friendly in front of everyone else, whatever), but what I’m really here to discuss is BARN PARTY. Was recently telling the Noodle all about how I’ve never been to a Barn Party and that life won’t feel complete until I have been. So, potentially gay soldier,...
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Culinary Expansion
Important News:
1. For so long I’ve been living under the impression that I hate couscous. Well guess fucking what you guys. Turns out I love couscous. I’m all about it now, making up for lost time and whatnot.
2. Been putting raisins into all my salad-bar creations lately. All of them. Try it. You’ll be amazed at how they go with every kind of salad dressing.
That’s it,...
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servicey
reallykatie:
I noticed a few weeks ago that the Yoplait Whips containers advise you to try it frozen, so I did, and it is a total game changer.
Omg. It is ridiculously good, and I really don’t even like yogurt that much.
GURRRL GO GET YOU SOME WHIPPED YOGURT AND PUT IT IN THE FREEZER STAT.
Oh man that “GURRRL” is just for me. So excited to give store-bought yogurt a second...
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But then how will they make money on concessions? →
Also jokes about: Coaster photos, vomiting, Fear-style necrophiliac finger-banging, etc.
OMG answered my own question: Last Meal Cafe!!!
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Parting Glance: Colleagues and Friends Remember... →
Sadfaces all around.
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Isla Fisher in Talks to Join Baz Luhrmann's 'Great... →
This kiiiiiind of makes sense, but I’m a little bit worried abut the age discrepancy here.
In other news, I would really like the job of casting director for all movies based on works of literature. How does one go about changing from a career in book publishing to a career in casting movies? That’s kind of a real question I’m asking, though I bet one part of the answer would...
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Dear Diary, I Guess
This is a true statement, but I’m sure if you are a person who reads this you will feel nothing but the urge to make fun of me for it. Fine. Whatever.
Sometimes, I am overcome with the urge to do nice and appreciable things for the people I love. And not just those I see every day, but (and even more so), those who I don’t. There are at least 25 people I wish I could talk to and keep...
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At 9 P.M., the guests went out to a pair of long... →
I know I shouldn’t, but I feel compelled to comment on this. I will only say that, between this and the Matthew Morrison London rendezvous item I read in Star magazine while getting my nails done yesterday, it is not looking good for the Martin-Paltrow union.
Also, good on Widdicombe (former Harvard Lampooner) for getting a legit story to read like parody. And I mean that.
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Feeling So Great About Myself - Coachella Street... →
Blogging is all about sharing things that make you sad and want to kill yourself, right? And no, I’m not talking about wishing I had gone to Coachella.
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I'd rather have the kitchen table... →
But OMG you guys! I found this completely by accident while looking for used sofas on Craigslist. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I don’t think Mike would go for it.
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It drives me crazy when, upon entering an...
So rude. So Monday.
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Can't wait to be on Intervention's Salad Bar...
Rock bottom: Drenched in miso dressing.
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“A few months ago, he attended his grandmother’s funeral. As her body was being...”
– The Atlantic writes about the living hell that the Verizon Guy’s catch phrase has caused him over the years. (via joemuto)
“Are we having fun yet?”
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Ouch…
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F’REAL. This is all good. I will forever love this dude for that one time they did a special...
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Top 25 Fictional Stoners In Cinematic History |... →
Going with a theme here, people.
So, okay, there are some small problems with this list, but overall I support it, given that it’s not trying to be anything other than what it is. But There is one thing that I really can’t let slide: Though he might be the most memorable character from Dazed and Confused, Woodsen is not even close to being the Top Stoner. That would definitely be...
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“It’s testament to Jarecki’s superbly wrought film that everyone...”
– Capturing the Friedmans - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
To be honest, I’m really not sure about that ‘quagmire of mystery in every human soul’ thing but, then again, what do I know? Well, I do know that you should probably refrain from watching this movie right before you go to...
