July 2011
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Having a really fun time finding all the Padma...
June 2011
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Things Animals Can Do That Human's Can't
patrick: omg. two small, small flies. so small. having sex on top of my monitor
me: pic!
patrick: like, from behind. too small. you'd need video anyway. really going at it
patrick: like, thrustin
me: so cool
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Emails Between Besties
Bonnie: just seriously considered getting 2 sandwiches for lunch. why didn't i do it??
Suzie: you should have done it. now your day will be filled with regret.
Bonnie: :(
Suzie: EMOTICON. We're through. This is turning out to be the worst day of your life, isn't it? Correction: if Heath Ledger had died today, THEN it would be the worst day of you life. Hands down.
Bonnie: WHY'D YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME ABOUT HEATH LEDGER???
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Saw a decapitated pigeon on my way to work this...
The decapitator had even taken the time to place said headless pigeon upright and propped against a tree, just so that caring individuals like yours truly could think “Oh no, pigeon’s don’t normally stand still and lean, I hope he is okay” and then approach the pigeon to discover the grisly horrible truth.
So fucked up. Not cool.
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Fact
You guys don’t even know how good I am at making froyo combinations. I’ts my greatest skill. FROGURT.
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Firsts
Pro: Faced my irrational fear of food trucks (I think it’s the vulnerability of open-air-line-waiting?) and got a Paneer Masala burrito from Curry Up Now for lunch today.
Con: It wasn’t that great (though it was huge, if that’s your thing) and now I’m pretty sure I have heartburn for the first time in my life.
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“If she has Facebook she probably has Twitter and maybe even MySpace too. I...”
– An Average Woman’s 10-Stage Journey Through Jealousy | The Hairpin
FYI: It’s actually worse if there is no Facebook profile. Or maybe better, but also worse. Not that I would know from experience. Not that I can relate to being this crazy AT ALL.
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“And my next novel is called Rage Is Back. It’s your basic magic realism graffiti...”
– Interview: Adam Mansbach, author of Go the F**k to Sleep | Memoirville (via housingworksbookstore)
Whoa. Just had a legitimate emotional reaction to realizing that the guy behind Go the Fuck to Sleep (sorry, but I refuse to not just write out the actual curse word) is also the author of The End of...
“Why me?” I can hear you screaming. Well, if you’re not too ashamed to leave the...”
– TAKE A STROLL… WITH ROB DELANEY - PROBLEM AREAS - Viceland Today
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Huma Abedin is Pregnant | The New York Times →
yikes.
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Smother Me
This morning, post-alarm clock, I lingered in bed imagining a scenario in which a home intruder freaked out and, in an attempt to cover his own tracks, decided to suffocate me with one of our giant yellow and gray pillows and then tuck me in nice and neat (and dead, yes) under the down comforter (I’m reading In Cold Blood). And imagining that, that eternal comfortable rest, will no doubt...
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“No. 2 is ESPN’s issue and ESPN’s alone, and it would take an army of...”
– (via)
Expert sentence formulation, right there. But really, put this link in here as a testament to the ways in which love can change you. Before The Noodle came around I would never have read this piece, let alone recognized or have read the writers/outlets referenced within. Now, not only am I in...
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“Cute White Mutant”
– Mutant rabbit born near Fukushima plant — RT
I can’t help but think he’s so cute without his ears.
:(
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Freaking Out
Do you guys know anything about recurring dreams? I don’t have any formal knowledge, but I do have a solid level of personal experience. Especially when it comes to anxiety. Whenever I am full to the brim with worry but somehow manage to keep it under the surface, my dreams start acting up again. Without fail, when/if I finally fall asleep, I spend the night back in a school environment...
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“I’d like to see a sexy shirtless pic of a guy doing errands for his...”
– Girls Dish On Their Dream “Sexts” - Date Report - Dating Blog | HowAboutWe
Are you fucking kidding me, ladies? Sorry to get all ragey, but I’m pretty sure that saying your ideal sext (sexy text message) is a picture of a man “holding money” is just about the worst...
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