January 9, 2012
"I also notice that Guy Fieri has an earpiece in. That is not uncommon for a host to be in touch with his producer during filming, but I like to imagine what the producer’s guidance is. “OK, Guy, great job, keep being kinda gross. OK, give Miss USA one too many compliments NOW. Don’t stop having your sunglasses on the back of your head. Look really confused and like a fat Colin Farrell for 3, 2, 1 and throw to commercial. Perfect."

— I will never watch this show, but I will never not read these glorious recaps by Max Silvestri.

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