Spaghetti & Noodles

"Incidentally, one of my most successful New Year’s resolutions, which I made in 1990, was to eat..."

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 14:54:08 -0700

“Incidentally, one of my most successful New Year’s resolutions, which I made in 1990, was to eat more cheese. I recommend it highly as a resolution and as a way of life”

- Nora Ephron (via Huffington Post) (reblogged from Murrays Cheese)

Yes! A great way of life. R.I.P. Ephron. You always make me want to eat.

popculturebrain: Trailer: ‘Celeste and Jesse Forever’ - Aug...

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 14:58:40 -0700

popculturebrain:

Trailer: ‘Celeste and Jesse Forever’ - Aug 3

Oh man was that a little Chris Messina action? Sign me up. I mean, for the whole thing. But especially for the Messina.

placesweusedtogo: I thought that woman said “milk from the...

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 15:06:14 -0700

placesweusedtogo:

I thought that woman said “milk from the puppy” too but I kept it to myself until I figured out my shit, that is the difference—the only one—between me and Bruno Mars.

Milk of the puppy.

When I was in Massachusetts recently, I had the pleasure of...

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:01:02 -0700

When I was in Massachusetts recently, I had the pleasure of visiting two flower nurseries. Is that the technical term? I don’t know, this is all new to me. Anyways, I’ve never really been ‘into’ flowers (other than like…enjoying to be in the proximity of some and, of course, the puppy bouquet), but all of the sudden it’s like a switch has been flipped inside of me (this is happening a LOT lately with domestic-type things, yikes) and all I want is to one day have a tiny and beautiful flower garden and so now I’m obsessed with that commercial where a lady unfurls an amazingly landscaped yard like it’s a rug. Have you seen this? I can’t stop. That weird little frog is just the icing on the cake.

Anyways, so far Nemesia is my favorite flower (and maybe young witch’s name) but I’m sure at some point that will change.

imwithkanye: 21 Teen Soaps To Stream This Summer* |...

Wed, 23 May 2012 13:20:47 -0700

imwithkanye:

21 Teen Soaps To Stream This Summer* | BuzzFeed

*plus a convenient viewing guide to help plan your TV marathon of choice.

BONER JAMS 2012.

michelledean: As for myself, I already had a 20s fuckup role...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:39:32 -0700

michelledean:

As for myself, I already had a 20s fuckup role model.

Claire Simone Fisher has always been and will always be favorite insanely selfish person ever. (Fictional character, whatever.)

thecoquette: Bold Blazer Bold blazers are all the rage right...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 11:39:30 -0700

thecoquette:

Bold Blazer

Bold blazers are all the rage right now, and this bright yellow zinger from Zara has a zip feature that instantly takes it from a blazer to crop.

I want to wear this whole outfit RIGHT NOW.

Pretty sure the worst thing you can do is grow up and pluck your eyebrows.

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 12:13:30 -0800

Pretty sure the worst thing you can do is grow up and pluck your eyebrows.

I knew that Perez Hilton lost weight but I did NOT know he did a full Jennifer Hudson.

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:40:45 -0800

I knew that Perez Hilton lost weight but I did NOT know he did a full Jennifer Hudson.

Just reminding you guys that I have a cheese blog now. At this...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:14:00 -0800

Just reminding you guys that I have a cheese blog now. At this point, it’s getting a little bit more attention than this guy. I’m hustling!!

Bet you didn’t know I was so good at decorating...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:30:45 -0800

Bet you didn’t know I was so good at decorating cakes!!

Chocolate Kahlua Cake with Coffee Icing - Valentine’s Day 2012

For real though: The cake was good, but nothing amazing. It was just box devils food mix with some added stuff (sour cream, kahlua, eggs, oil, pudding mix). The icing, however, is (sadly) my greatest culinary accomplishment? Just plain vanilla frosting with iced coffee and some coffee grounds mixed in. It got a little bit runnier than I would have liked, but the taste? I want to put it on everything.

Tweetdeck coverage of all the most important petitions.

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:49:28 -0800

Tweetdeck coverage of all the most important petitions.

It just took my sister 25 minutes to respond to my text so, of course, during that time I convinced myself that someone had murdered her.

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:33:05 -0800

Thanks, Mom!

p.s. Suzie just texted me “Don’t Kaufman out, I’m sure she’s fine.” (She is)

growltiger: bobbyfinger: “WHERE’S HIS GLASSES? HE CAN’T SEE...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:53:21 -0800

growltiger:

bobbyfinger:

“WHERE’S HIS GLASSES? HE CAN’T SEE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES ON. SOMEBODY GET HIM HIS GLASSES!”

Mac is looking sort of Tamarin-esque these days.

Oh my god, what is happening to him? Thomas J!

I would really like to get my hands on this.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:45:39 -0800

I would really like to get my hands on this.

Oh god. It pains me so much to publicly admit/draw attention to...

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:49:36 -0800

Oh god. It pains me so much to publicly admit/draw attention to this, but as soon as I saw the picture of Justin Vernon performing on SNL last night I realized that this is what’s silently been gnawing at me for the last…few months?

Did you guys know I started a cheese blog? It's true.

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:17:21 -0800

Did you guys know I started a cheese blog? It's true.

People who get off the escalator and then stand right in front of it are the world's greatest villains.

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:16:32 -0800

Amazon knows what’s up. p.s. I bought two seasons of a...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:52:19 -0800

Amazon knows what’s up.

p.s. I bought two seasons of a completely unrelated television show. So…they’re inside my brain or something.

Can someone please photoshop Kardashian faces onto these ladies?...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 11:05:35 -0800

Can someone please photoshop Kardashian faces onto these ladies? I don’t have the skills.