April 18, 2011
At 9 P.M., the guests went out to a pair of long tables on the terrace. Diaz, A-Rod, and Batali sat near Chris Martin, who had arrived looking cranky. (A publicist warned, “He doesn’t want to talk.”)

I know I shouldn’t, but I feel compelled to comment on this. I will only say that, between this and the Matthew Morrison London rendezvous item I read in Star magazine while getting my nails done yesterday, it is not looking good for the Martin-Paltrow union.

Also, good on Widdicombe (former Harvard Lampooner) for getting a legit story to read like parody. And I mean that.

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